lovely.

Aug 20 '10
-firstlady: i lost my virginity to robert pattinson because i have issues. Natalie, don’t hate me. I murdered Nick Jonas because I love sugar. Apparently my love for sugar means diabetics are not allowed to live.

-firstlady:

i lost my virginity to robert pattinson because i have issues.

Natalie, don’t hate me.

I murdered Nick Jonas because I love sugar.

Apparently my love for sugar means diabetics are not allowed to live.

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  1. pocatinta reblogged this from hypnottizedbydrums and added:
    I had butt sex with Joe Jonas because i need a shave xD JAJAJAJ Me goshhtaa
  2. pineapplepeoplespokesman reblogged this from boingboingwhoosh and added:
    I had butt sex with Jason Derulo, because I love cheesse.
  3. hypnottizedbydrums reblogged this from mystylemusic and added:
    hated Taylor Lautner i want to eat them I
  4. dizzy-in-the-head-jill reblogged this from mystylemusic and added:
    My butt resembles the face of Demi Lovato because there’s a reason for everything.
  5. silensy reblogged this from knitmeapony and added:
    Rape, murder, sexual harassment and all for the coveted 11-27 year old crowd!
  6. andii-amc reblogged this from mystylemusic and added:
    I Raped Taylor Lautner because I Love Sugar :D
  7. boingboingwhoosh reblogged this from knitmeapony and added:
    MOTHER OF GOD, I DIDN’T SEE THAT. Dammit, I always check. What the actual fuck, y’all. Ugh. >:(
  8. knitmeapony reblogged this from boingboingwhoosh and added:
    Great. Another meme with ‘I raped’ in it, for the lulz.
  9. darthvaderwillavadakedavrayou reblogged this from mystylemusic and added:
    I gave a black eye to Jason Deluro ‘cause I need a shave.
  10. mystylemusic reblogged this from lucyinthesky12 and added:
    I wanna play dess-up with Justin beiber because i need a shave i don´t like himmm ¬¬
  11. lucyinthesky12 reblogged this from whatever-legendary
  12. did-you-ever-deny reblogged this from starryeyedcherubs and added:
    I stroked Taylor Lautner because my parents told me to. THANK YOU PARENTS!!
  13. miezarahim reblogged this from niley
  14. itskirstinmichelle reblogged this from rolypolyvoly
  15. unrealisticreality reblogged this from bl3ssthefall
  16. hell-o-seattle reblogged this from poopoocurls and added:
    I snogged David Henrie because the voices told me to -__-
  17. the-mockingbirdd reblogged this from mysimpledesires
  18. suriatismilerz-sparksfly reblogged this from worldofjoy
  19. k-swaggin reblogged this from miicaa and added:
    I stroked Justin Bieber...I love cheese :3
  20. miicaa reblogged this from kerrijoan
  21. prattery reblogged this from bloody-diamond
  22. yummychocomint reblogged this from funhousemonster
  23. bloody-diamond reblogged this from beaniies and added:
    i lost my virginity to kevin jonas because i want to eat them HAHAHAHA
  24. beaniies reblogged this from funhousemonster and added:
    i squezeed the ass of Robert Pattinson because i love cheese
  25. nerdkidhere reblogged this from childishgirl and added:
    I ate cheese with Taylor Lautner because i need a shave. :D
  26. letsscrolluntildie reblogged this from doubleprettypink
  27. ssurf reblogged this from dedearmanta
  28. maniacofdisney reblogged this from bella-nabyla and added:
    I ate cheese with Justin Bieber because i love cheese! :3
  29. kimberlynarag reblogged this from jyxannsab and added:
    i squeezed the ass of Nick Jonas because my parents told me to :)))) hahaha.
  30. cammiemilla reblogged this from funhousemonster
  31. prettylittleaster reblogged this from poopoocurls and added:
    I love being touched by *bieber? pleaseee.* Justin Bieber *ohhhmygoshh, ohhmyygosshh* because i need a shave. *craappp*
  32. sgtpepperlonelyheartsclubband reblogged this from ma-toki
  33. kerrijoan reblogged this from childishgirl and added:
    i fapped to justin bieber bracause i want to eat them. lol
  34. ma-toki reblogged this from lumoshowl and added:
    My butt resembles the face of Taylor Lautner because I want to eat them. lolololol
  35. delitasyafitri reblogged this from funhousemonster
  36. youbelongwithmeyeah reblogged this from doubleprettypink and added:
    i stabbled miley cyrus because i want to eat them :p
  37. lumoshowl reblogged this from mustacheos and added:
    i married miley cyrus because i love cheese.
  38. mustacheos reblogged this from poopoocurls and added:
    I jumped off a bridge for Robert Pattinson because I love cheese :D
  39. jyxannsab reblogged this from youaremorethanenough and added:
    I stroked Jason Derulo because my parents toold me to. WTF? HAHA
  40. licorne-blanche reblogged this from funhousemonster
  41. morning-gl0ry reblogged this from arnoldteja
  42. dedearmanta reblogged this from arnoldteja